It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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