But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize