She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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