Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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