well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
