is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We are all done wearing pants today
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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