Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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