I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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