sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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