Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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