is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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