Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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