Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm like, not good at living.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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