I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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