Buhtt sex?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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