Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
