The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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