Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i now understand why vodka
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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