you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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