This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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