she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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