Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
are you so shy because you have an std?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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