Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Randomize
