Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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