Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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