Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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