I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I want to fling myself into the sun
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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