Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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