TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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