omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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