I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
