Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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