Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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