omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Terrible idea I love it
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