we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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