they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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