Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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