3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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