She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
