Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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