I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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