Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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