My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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