Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
God, I missed his penis.
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