I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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