is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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