If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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