So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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