i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
