brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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