he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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