i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
