Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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