Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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