I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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