Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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