at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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